Lemon With A Hint Of Happy

I am working on getting a degree or two in some things at UC Berkeley.

I like Star Trek.

And bats.

And Stephen King.

And, generally, life.

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Is there anything more Summer than peaches?

lesbolution:

there are grown ass men out there who can’t say “vagina” without lowering their voice but will call you a c*nt or a pussy with no hesitation

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Is it bad I want to make a Twitter just to follow RikerGoogling?

Just finished reading this. I think I liked it more than the movie even and I liked the movie A LOT. Now I can’t wait to watch the movie again.

My dapper #mcm

calmingmanatee:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A manatee is facing the camera, straight on. The sand is underneath it, and the water is tinged cyan and blue. TEXT: “Please don’t spend your time comparing yourself to other people. They are them, and you are you. Be the best you can be. That is more than good enough.”]

(Whoops! Almost forgot the photo credit. Once again, Mr Wayne Lynch!)

Important advice for always

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rosalarian:

Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.

Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.

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humansofnewyork:

"I try to stay away from other people. I don’t like to have to be keeping up pretenses all the time— it’s exhausting. Being a loner forces me to be two-faced sometimes, though. I’m always having to make up little stories to get out of social situations. But I’d much rather be alone, watching films. I enjoy watching actors. They’re always pretending, just like me."

bewbin:

you know what is insulting? one of the best villains in all of science fiction is described as a northern indian sikh and they cast him as the single whitest guy they could find. His name was Khan Noonien Singh not jerry from accounting 

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You understand I’m talking about the hockey team.

You understand I’m talking about the hockey team.

My all-American dog

Woke up twice last night to vomit

But at least now I’m not spending today eating copious amounts of the cheesecake in my fridge

So I’ve got that goin’ for me, which is nice